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SEND WITH YOUR NAME OR ANONYMOUSLY 🕵️♂️
HOW IT WORKS
Step 1:
You become irritated by a wetbag
This is your call to action! Strike while the iron is hot! Send that softy a teaspoon of cement!
Step 2:
Write a charming message and place the order
Type in the text you would like to be hand written on the note card. Add to cart or Buy Now and fill in the details, make sure to set the delivery address to your chosen softies address!
Step 3:
We do the rest!
Artisanal hand crafted tea spoons of cement (made in the shed) are carefully packaged, your note is hand written, and your package is sent on it's way!
Step 4:
You might get a text like "WTF have you sent me???"
If you do, please send us a screenshot, that's hilarious!
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